I am rather tired of this whole mess with our goverment, so here’s what I think.
While it may be a tad early to think about the 2008 election,
I have the perfect candidate.
It is probably time we have a woman as President.
MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT

Her platform makes perfect sense.

Maxine on “Driver Safety”~ “I can’t use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my
hands free for making gestures.”

Maxine on “Life”~ Life is like an oven. It burns my ass”

Maxine on “Housework”~ “I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to
clean the mirrors as quickly as possible.”

Maxine on “Lawn Care”~ “The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend
one who is muscular and shirtless.”

Maxine on “The Perfect Man”~ “All I ‘m looking for is a guy who’ll do what I want, when I
want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust
Buster, charged up and ready when needed.”

Maxine on “Technology Revolution”~ “My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice.”

Maxine on “Aging”~ “Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much
better if the salt accompanies a Margarita.”

With this wonderful philosophy how could she not win?