Have you ever really thought about a day in a dogs life..

4 am~ wake up the human, and go out to pee on the world. Bark loudly at bedroom window in case humans fell asleep. bark extra loudly so everyone in 5 counties knows your awake and protecting your Territory.
4:30 am ~sit at humans feet in case she drops some of that Spoiled Rotten Bengal’s raw on the floor, helping her out by promptly eating it, and then washing the floor.. several times.
5 am ~ drag all the toys out of the toy boxes and fuss cause your favorite squeaky wont squeak. Do not admit to eating the squeaky.
6 am ~Loudly and vigorously lap up 5 gallons of water, leaving most of it on the floor.
This helps the human when she walks through it to soak her socks.
615 am~ cry and whine for a treat.
630 am~ cry and whine for attention, drool heavily on human knees as she rubs your ears.
7 am~ run in circles and bark at the alien cat MissSnot who walks thru the walls.
715 am~ Try to chase the alien back into the wall.
720 am ~Howl as if mortally wounded when the alien cat scratches your nose.
Be sure to rub the blood on the humans carpet.
730 am ~Bark to get humans attention to open the door, right now.
8 am ~make poopy in the front yard. Do not use the acres behind the yard.
8;15 am Discover dog poopy in yard.. Bark and run in big circles around it.
830 am~ rediscover dog poopy again as if for the first time.Think about eating it.
831~ come back into house at humans insistence.
835 am ~ Walk to food bowls and Bark until human yells, sit for a short moment then resume barking..
845 am ~ eat all the bowls of food, making sure the alien cat is watching you eat her food.
9 am~ fall down exhausted for a 5 hour nap.
Get up and start all over

Life is very cruel to Dogs…

Tigger, who watched the “Best~ of “with his usual intense

concentration and very focused attention was appalled to see a Controversy.
Tigger has a word of advise for Lyn try practicing Tiggers personal motto: ” No matter what you’ve done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.”
Pet isn’t sure where the Tigger stole borrowed that from..
Non The Less!

bloggin’ Outloud has posted the results of “ Best Of Blogs” for January 2006
Take a look, awesome job Lyn!

BlackJack The Black Lab is a digger…. Here he is supervising the extension of our irrigation system.

Truly one of truly a pain in the hinny the worst habits
a dog can have, in my humble opinion.
Non the less, he has such wonderful character, it’s hard to get mad at him.
He also adores BuddyTheDog,and Tigger.
He wants to eat MissSnot each time he sees her, which probably has something to do
with her spitting and hissing each time she sees him..