Gracie and K-Mart
Gracie my walking partner and I went to town the other day. She doesn’t drive, so she asked me if I would take her to Kmart. I failed to see this was going to be an all day trip. At K-Mart we were looking at desks, I said, I would really like to have that one for the office. Gracie said “I’m sure a man in hell would like a drink of water too.” hmmm…
We each got a few things and headed to the check out line, where Gracie talked to people she didn’t know, like “how’s your mom and them”? I said Gracie.. What if her momma is dead.. She looked at me and said ” So Then she tells us how the rest of em are.”
Gracie has explained this custom to me several times, she finally said, “girl, you got your stupid head on today?” I didn’t answer her. Gracie says “we make friends standing in lines. We stand INLINE, and when we’re INLINE, we talk to everybody. That’s how you make friends. I said but Gracie, I don’t like to talk to strangers.. She said they aint strangers, yall just haven’t met yet.
So after about five years we get to the front of the line. There are 12 lanes for checking out at Kmart and 1 clerk. As Usual. The lady in front of us, had a package of toilet paper, for which she wrote a check, another cute southern custom. Apparently it is against the law to actually carry cash into a store.
The clerk asked for her drivers license, looked at it and went into a long discussion about hair styles, and how much better she looks with her hair short and feathered. The lady said ” I realize my hair looks terrible,but all I could do was give it a lick and a promise.” Gracie chimes in telling her she looks “just fine” and pretty soon they are talking about their personal hairstyles and how to get them just right.
I am planning on being sick next time Gracie wants to go to K-Mart.



