Mar
08
2006

pet
There are some incredibly nice people in the blogosphere..
David at third world county.. NOT third world country…pointed out very kindly a typo..
So David I do apologize… and hey yall get thine hinny’s over to third world county..
and help David meet a self imposed quota..So, here’s the bleg from David : wouldya ask your readers to push me over the edge top in my search for 50K unique eyeball pairs by the end of this week? That’d nring me in at my lil goal about a half a month ahead of target.
Not third world CountRy.. ok..
Mar
08
2006

pet
The last of the GREAT WHITE HUNTERS called me today, he had just
heard about the Queen Mother and wanted to reminisce.
We called him the last of the great white hunters because he was a (insert nasty word of your choice here) bozo, actually he was a poacher and he was a jackass. I didn’t like him 40 years ago. I have not changed my opinion.
But I offered a few words. Like why are you calling me?
That’s all it took..He was off on a freakin trip down horrible memory lane.
He laughed about when he fell out of the tree stand, bow hunting muleys and cracked his head open, then decided to sue my family.
Or the time he illegally shot a bull elk from the ranch and hung it in the shower of the bunk house while the fish and game warden was visiting.
Or the time he shot a zebra and gave us a framed copy of the photo,showing the bullet hole in the zebras head.
Yes great memories.
Don’t call again.
Please, I am a bit short on grace these days.
Mar
08
2006

pet
Samantha over at The Crazy Rants.. has posted a 10 commandments of blogging..
personally I think Link Whoring is fun and educational, at least on some level..
and spelling and grammar are bonuses, so get over it..
Sam’s 10 Commandments Of Blogging
i) Thou shalt not commit link whoring.
vx) Thou shalt make an attempt to use proper grammar and spelling.
This is just fun …David at Third World County has this to say regarding comments :
“Look, you guys: I am NOT, repeat NOT responsible for what some asshat says in comments. If, repeat IF I have the time, energy and brainpower after a day that has tuened my brain to mush, I MIGHT be able to read through and comprehend alla the comments posted. ”
and it goes on and on..