I admit it the Master of The Universe and I are closet rednecks.
Some of you may have guessed this. But well my friend Johnniebob said.
Hey Pet its Easter fess up.
So here it is.
A run down of why we are rednecks..

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. Laughed at all the southern funnies..
It’s time to share the core beliefs of a couple of rednecks that value home, family, country and God.
If we had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten our lives, we’d choose a half dozen or so good ol boy’s.. Rednecks to back us up.
Tire irons, squirrel guns and grits — that’s what rednecks are made of. Ya’ll know who ya’ are…
You also are a redneck if you believe this… It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, “One nation, under God.”

You also are a redneck if you believe this… You’ve never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You also are a redneck if you believe this… You still say ” Christmas” instead of “Winter Festival.”

You also are a redneck if you believe this… You bow your head when someone prays.

You also are a redneck if you believe this… You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You also are a redneck if you believe this… You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

You also are a redneck if you believe this… You’ve never burned an American flag.

You also are a redneck if you believe this… You know what you believe and you aren’t afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You also are a redneck if you believe this… You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

You also are a redneck if you believe this… You’d give your last dollar to a friend.

God Bless rednecks..

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