Dallas ATC: “Tower to Iran Air 911–You are Cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R.”

Iran Air 911: “Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge
Cleared to land on infidel’s runway 9R -Allah be praised!”

Dallas ATC “Tower to Iran Air 711–You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R.”

Air: “Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel’s runway 9R. -Allah is great!”

Pause: Static……….. Iran Air 911: “DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!”

Dallas ATC: “Go ahead Iran Air 911?”

Iran Air911: “YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR
AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN
OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A
COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: “Well bless your hearts. Y’all be careful
Now and tell Allah hey’ for us — ya hear…….

I admit it I laughed.

OTB: Basils blog