Some Saturday morning I would like to laze in bed sleeping.
Like normal people do.
It’s Saturday. Oh I get to sleep for an extra bit!

Not at my house, I am convinced it will never happen.
BlackJackTheBlackLab wants to go out at 430 am,
BuddyTheDog says as long as you’re up, let’s play!
Tigger the greedy Bengal says its breakfast time!
Miss Snot says get the door open now!
Some Saturday morning I’m going to fool them…
And drink a cup of coffee first!