My friend TheRandomYak, who lives on The Other side of the mountain, Is owned by several cats. Bengal cats amongst them, trouble making Brats those feisty felines.

In a moment of utter brilliance, he has declared: The DeCatlaration of Independence.
It is an absolute must read.

I am hoping that TheRandomYak will set up a poll and allow abused humans to vote in mass.

And I also hope he will add a clause about braid chewing at 3 am.

Heh!
Take that you felines!