Attention Critters,

Posted by pet | Critters | Wednesday 19 July 2006 1:32 pm

The dishes are on the floor are yours and contain
your food. The china dishes are mine and contain my food.

Please note, placing your paw in the middle of my plate of food does
not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that
aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.

Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn’t help
because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about
this. Do not think that John and I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your
comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep.

It not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the
fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and
having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom.
If the shower is running, it is not a secret portal to another universe.
If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not
necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under
the edge and try to pull the door open.

I must exit through the same door I entered.
Also, I have been using the bathroom for years -canine or feline
attendance is not mandatory.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat’s butt. I
cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our
front door:

To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets

1. They live here. You don’t.
2. If you don’t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
(That’s why they call it “fur”niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it’s an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is
short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn’t speak clearly.

Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

1. Eat less
2. Don’t ask for money all the time
3. Are easier to train
4. Usually come when called
5. Never drive your car
6. Don’t hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don’t smoke or drink
8. Don’t worry about having to buy the latest fashions
9. Don’t wear your clothes
10. Don’t need gazillion dollars for college, and
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children

Vote For Tigger

Posted by pet | Critters, Florida, Life, This~n~That | Wednesday 19 July 2006 8:50 am

It’s indecent..Its crazy..Its a needy poor unvoted for BengalCat..Please remember to vote for Tigger!!!Tigger is doing the unheard of and attempting to bribe.. thank you to (The Random Yak for teaching BAD HABITS!)

Tigger whispering

Tigger is IN A FRENZY.. BuddyTheDog is getting no rest.. Wicked Cat!

negotiating for votes

He has learned the fine art of bribery and is corrupting everyone!

making promises

Making what promises???
Miss Snot Baps Tigger

Miss Snot says beat it……..

Let The Games Begin!

Posted by pet | Carnivals | Wednesday 19 July 2006 6:37 am

Welcome to The Best Blogs of Summer. The games have begun!
Nominations are now being accepted over at Bloggin’ Outloud.
Here’s how it works: Follow the links below and nominate blogs in each category (Please nominate Tigger he is groveling for attention)
You don’t have to have a blog to nominate, and you can nominate up to five blogs in each category - including your own.
Voting will take place once the nominations are in. The blogs with the most nominations in their categories will make the finals. Final voting will take place at “category host blogs.” For example, Tigger and Pet are hosting
Best of the Kitty Kat and Pet Blogs right here at Pet’s Garden.. Other nomination pages:

Best of the Chick and Mommy Blogs

Best of the Humor and Satire Blogs

Best of the Milblogs and Military Support Blogs

Best Of The Random Blogs
Best of the Kitty Kat and Pet Blogs

Best of Political Blogs

Lyn Perry is The Sponser and official rule Maker, which means rules are set by Lyn Not Tigger..

Host blogs are eligible to play but

hate blogs, anti-God blogs and vulgar blogs

are not welcome.

Get over to Bloggin’ Outloud and get those nominations under way.